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"Spectacular! Setting new standards F*** Wow!"

"Guess why you have to pay up front... Booked and paid for A King with Sofa, Got neither did not seem keen to sought it out,Crummy cheap rooms, wires running up the walls."

"Oh shucks no restaurant, no room service, pickup some fast food at the bar to take to your room."

"No room service...meh"

"Go somewhere else if you don't want to be disappointed,"

"Don't use the phone even for local calls, you might be in for a shocker..."