"The MMED is horrible unorganized; run by a bunch of people standing around passing off paperwork to the next basket...streamline this place please?? And, its an IT nightmare waiting to happen. Wires!!"
"Blonde guy with piercings - so nice!"
"If you don't wear glasses, or a sweater your grandma knitted you, change your outfit before visiting here; you will be discriminated against if you don't look 'techy' or 'geeky' or 'nerdy' enough."
"Don't get gas here, it's an engineering nightmare."
"This is the most spectacular place!"
"The park is fenced off and closed until the fall?!"