"The beer list man! The beer list!"
"There are hidden plugs behind the couch"
"The check in special is BS. Both the bartender and a fat dude with thick frame glasses said they have nothing to do with it. "I guess they did that on their own, we have nothing to do with that""
"Free pong tourny! Winner gets $50 bar tab? What do you have to lose, But a lame night at home :-)?"
"Come here for a free drink! :-) tonight!"
"Nice and friendly staff :-)"