Len Marten

"Wait until your season ticket runs out before renewing, you look pretty daft at the ticket office otherwise (I was half asleep)."

"Lemon cheesecake is proper awesome."

"If Eddie Izzard is looking freshly invigorated it's because he was at Chelmsford Central parkrun this morning!"

"So yeah, you can order online and maybe save a few quid, but the level of service we get from these guys is off the chart, and you're not going to get that when you hit the "checkout" button online."

"Train cancelled? A cab to Witham (where the trains are more frequent) costs less than £15. Cab share to get a cheaper ride!"

"Be patient with the freshly squeezed orange juice, it takes a while but it's well worth the wait."