Lee Moeller

"Uncle and Truth are amazing, and sessionable. Ink is the most bang for your buck, while Gramps(barley wine) and Mastodon will definitely be something you cannot and will not find anywhere else."

"Douche wads abound.....with small, small penises"

"The pipes have photo sensors by the hand prints. When you touch or walk close to them it causes certain songs,voices, etc. to play. The pipes reset on the hour by chiming."

"Forget the dog, beware of the Marine"