"I hope you like walking"
"Be warned, the wings are huge breaded hunks of grease. You've got to special order "normal" wings without breading on them to get something edible"
"Take as picture of something that is NOT a Guinness."
"Fucking. Loud. Bring earplugs if you don't like sports announcers at 148db."
"Breakfast burrito is killer!"
"Put down your phone and order the Great King Crunch roll. NOW!!"