"Wifi is very weak...couldn't work online"
"Very friendly staff are happy to make a vegetarian version of most dishes."
"The company is the best!"
"Woot! We're now an official Foursquare business with a sticker on the door and everything!"
"Looking for fundraising and communications help for your non-profit? Come on up for a chat. We usually have chocolate, and we always have coffee brewing."
"Great pouting and huge selection of ice cream flavours"