"It's like being served by zombies that are forced to work when all they want to do is eat brains."
"Terrible coffee, terrible service."
"Not to mention the service was terribly and the food was cold and horrible."
"Was rudely shouted at when accidently knocked a chair stacked precariously over. Closed off supposedly clean area was dirty and stunk terribly. Floor leading to the toilets was slippery and dangerous."