Lauren Gwaley

"There isn't a bad thing on the menu. I like the pancho villa because the guac is banging."

"They have Bev's ice cream. Get Espresso Oreo."

"There's this guy who looks not unlike.a cavern or a cracked out Morgan Freeman. He's totally harmless, but will try to cut your grass or any other odd job. Negotiate with beer for the best price."