"So so bad. I keep coming back and it never gets better. Awful. Awful. Awful."
"Nice enough to delay my traffic court date because of a missing document!"
"Spreads himself thin for being such a tight wad"
"Come inside...there is always room for one more!!"
"Dennis I'm at your house!!"
"It's quite nice. I give it a solid 8 out of 10. Natalie's 'pillows' are quite nice as well."