"Best toasties in town? Could be! Very good cookies with your tea too. Welcome to the neighbourhood, Louis!"
"New wifi pasword: amsterdam"
"Wow. Absolutely fantastic pizza. But suuuuch sloooow service. Even by Amsterdam standards. Hmm..."
"I can recommend the hand-ground coffee!"
"Excellent. Very good range of dishes with paneer. And they get vegetarians and spiciness."
"Could have been a perfect meal, but we were forced to leave halfway through because of one incredibly noisy group. We weren't the only ones they chased away. It's a restaurant, not a sports bar!"