"Get a flavored iced coffee instead of a latte, register your card, and free refills!"
"They should try dusting their products once and awhile. Also, the "Massage Tent" in the back room...mildly sketchy."
"The mayor is pretty damn sexy, if you ask me. Ask to see him and maybe give him a wink and a tip."
"Beef perogies are my favorite!"
"Whipped cream is the best I've ever had. Truly, as a 6 year barista and coffee addict, the Lux is the best coffee shop ever."
"It is imperitive that you try the butternut squash ravioli. It is the best dish I've ever had."