"Best facial in NYC! And Allison always leave me in tears.....from LAUGHTER!"
"impossible to eaves-drop on the neighbors...unless you speak russian."
"bring the hostess a bottle of sauvignon blanc or vodka. in a pinch, any clear liqour will do."
"the female lifeguard is a bit of a cuntkin, but the male one is lovely."
"Pre-chilled bottles of white wine!"