"@irabrianmiller thinks this place is the Wurst!"
"real men park on p1 or p3 ... #justsayin"
"Wine tasting is so 2010 ... Coffee Tasting is the future..."
"Do not eat any nuts in the Men's Locker Room. For some reason people tend to NOT use the serving spoon ... sweaty people."
"Chef Nick's Ceviche is much better than Chef Landon's Ceviche."
"Love the Fish and Shrimp Tacos - get the combo meal!"