Lance Lemen

"It's a cool place. Your camp guide is very nice"

"$3 Schlafly drafts all day on Fridays!"

"The first two floors are a crappy, dusty wax museum with figures ranging from Hank Aaron to Snow White to Lincoln to Will Smith to Jesus. But, the bottom floor is an intense horror wax nightmare. Wow"

"Interesting course. Either lots and lots of trees or a completely open hole. Very hill so watch out for rollers"

"Go with the Build Your Own Nachos. In my experience, the Cardinals will score 7 runs in an inning... But you will become comatose. #TakeOneForTheTeam"

"Buy this house! Mayorship included at no extra charge! What a deal!"