lance hays

"Don't eat here, the food is terrible and overpriced."

"The shuttle does not run 24 hours a day and the overnight desk clerk is rarely at the desk. The worst service of any Holiday Inn I've ever stayed and I spend close to 300 days a year on the road."

"If you're not pissing outside then you're a cheater"

"It's not near as cool as the midtown Borders but at least it's still open"