"I didn't know that flamingos are carnivorous. Unless you want to pay outrageous prices for semi-clean rooms and cold showers, avoid this hotel; the Flamingo will bleed you dry."
"If you like Cheers, you'll love this bar! Perfect for the north woods feeling and some homemade bar food with your brewski. A personal favorite!"
"Try some micro-brews with your awesome cheese curds and delicious burger!"
"The "ugly Betty" shots are a must try! Delicious ;)"