"pakalolo with turkey instead of ham + teriyaki sauce killlllls"
"never had a problem getting right in with no appointment. been coming here every month for two years (: best gel nails in mesa. phillip is great!!"
"you can never have too many pillows."
"don't even get CLOSE to the driveway of the neighbor across the street. he will stab you. in the neck. with a knife. or leave a nasty note on your windshield."
"sweet pork burrito is definitely the best."
"if you check in here, make sure you check in from sam's room or your phone won't believe you that you're really at sam's house."