"The Sushi Bar is actually pretty good. Do it. You want to."
"The jerk chicken soup will make her dance."
"I'm convinced that everything beef is really goat! LOL either way, BANGING!"
"Guys here are pretty fast. They give you what you ask for and no big up sale hassle."
"They gave me a free cake! Happy Birthday to me!"
"I was denied purchase of live mice because I would use them as feeders. Everyone should be fired."