"If they're roasting lamb... You want the lamb!!! It's divine!"
"Don't just show up if your group is larger than 4 people, they won't seat you and the food isn't all that great anyway"
"Try the breakfast, it's divine!"
"AVOID AT ALL COSTS! They got my order wrong TWICE on the same visit. They had the most gormless looks on their faces when the manager asked them about my order and it still came back wrong!"
"Purveyors of fine pelvic floor exercisers!"