"Come to the Starbucks here when the other one is busy!"
"Drunks here nightly during PNE time and no transit police in sight."
"Like mice inches from your ice cream? How about management that ignores a pest problem? This is the place. Seriously. How does this place pass inspection?"
"Tuesdays you can get a movie, popcorn and a drink for $12. There is reserved seating, so make sure you check your seat and row number!"