"Hit the weights. Bitches love gentlemen."
"Get either a mikes deluxe or a deli club and get that shit toasted!"
"Sluts like boats. Pamps gotta eat."
"If you use the automatic car wash, don't use the right one. It does a terrible job. Touch free, won't scratch your car up."
"Awesome authentic Mexican. A bravo burrito with a taco will fill you up. Get the red hot sauce and their awesome guac."
"Awesome beer selection. All of the sandwiches are awesome"