"So. Slow. Avoid at all costs."
"No counter service on Saturdays; hope you didn't want to mail a package! (try the Palms Post Office on Motor instead)"
"The lemonade lady is well worth the $4. Stop by when she's not busy for a tasting of all her flavors."
"Elia's kitchen makes the best tamales in town, plan on having them for breakfast."
"The onion cake is great."
"The online wait times are lies - they tell you how long the wait is only after you get a number, the line to get a number may take just as long."