"Tasteless coleslaw, skimped on French fry side. Like literally... 7 fries."
"Skip this on weekends. Horrible service, mediocre breakfast and bloodys."
"My butt could serve these customers better than these nonchalant waifs."
"Yo if you like bagels and cream cheese, dis da place ta be"
"This wasn't an apartment. It was an adventure. Painted by many characters, the occasional illegal cigarette, a guinea pig, and a never ending supply of Pabst Blue Ribbon, this masterpiece was ours."