Barry Goldberg

"The Dutch Garden is delicious. But they don't make that here. If you can find it, it's worth a try."

"Getting a filling? Skip the anesthetic. No random drooling, and you can go straight to lunch afterwards!"

"Some mayor...I think he works here...."

"They painted the steps to the window seats today."

"I get bee pollen there. $2/oz., it keeps my hay fever from acting up, and it keeps me from snoring. Supposedly...."

"Sometimes I get the Tuscan, but with rice noodles, replace the red bell pepper with spinach, and replace the sauce with the Stroganoff sauce. Meat of choice, and delicious."