"6th floor break room has several PS4 consoles."
"Four... count em... four Starbucks total."
"QRC 2nd and 7th floor now have the same machine!"
"If the dryer you're feeding quarters into says ERR all of a sudden, have no fear! You're just feeding quarters too fast. It'll go back to normal in a minute or so."
"Wear your Chargers jersey on game day and get 15% off (see image for proof). Go Bolts!"