Kevin Okell

"Room lights seem impressive at first but have a mind of their own - a bit like living in a disco. No instructions on how to use anything."

"Awesome bathrooms - I'm 6'3 and it's the first bath I've been able to lie down in!"

"Have a look at the roman villa underneath the dining room - they'll show you around if you ask."

"Beautiful hotel, very stylish and relaxing."

"Ask for a room facing the river - even numbers."