"Come to your appointment early and watch these geniuses work. Shorty is truly a craftsman and if you've got the time & money, get a shave. It'll change your life!"
"Try the blended pink slime smmothie! It's refreshing and somewhat meaty!"
"Try counting sheep past 1,000!"
"Try to make a door guy smile. They're like Mt. Rushmore!"
"Make a server laugh and you'll unlock a secret code on the cocktail menu!"
"Try to kick Julio in the balls. He's weird like that."