"you only get four towels. use them wisely, or bring some from home."
"get the trojan tea at least once before you graduate."
"remember to go to mymarshall to reserve rooms."
"bring UNOPENED water bottles since they cost 5$ inside. also make sure you have sunblock if you don't want a horrible tan. & be ready to be heckled if you're not in SC gear in the student section."
"check out the sauna in the back, but watch out for the foreign students who put water on the electric heaters."