"Did you know you can only go around the Courthouse 7 times legally?"
"Be careful walking by the cellular tower off E Pearl St at dusk. The vultures might drop a present on you. :)"
"Great town to call home."
"Many locations allows substitutions. It is not a well known fact. I like to order the bean burrito "No red sauce, 'easy' chipotle ranch sauce". It is a substitution and you shouldn't be charged."