"The place is lovely, staff are good, shame about 50% of their customers."
"Go and see a film in Lecture Theatre 1 when they're on!!"
"HNNNNGH, best pizza in Southampton! BOGOF too! Whack on the wedges too, you will not be disapointed!"
"The finest house with the best student family in southampton!"
"Cocktail pitchers are the way forward! Try a purple rain!!"
"Pound a pint on thursdays!"