"Apple Spice French Toast. New to the Menu. And it's delicioso."
"Dunkin Donuts Coffee is pricier than in downtown. Might as well buy fair trade for the same price elsewhere."
"If you come here enough (which I do) you can order things off the menu."
"Ask for the scalp massage. And don't forget to tip well."
"Bring the mistresses some baked goods (not donuts) or flowers or chocolates and make them happy. A happy Mistress is a stylistic mistress. The end."
"Micheladas aren't bad here."