"Ask Danny Lynch I'm here all the time."
"Don't try and get a mcFlurry after 3am. Oh yeah these mcCheese dick wanted to give me my 16 cents change in pennies. Mayor McCheese would be so disappointed!"
"This place sucks ever since the expansion they never have any thing in stock."
"Created a page for Valentinas'. Make sure you check-in there and not here."
"Before Dunkin' Donuts was here it was a gay bar so get a pink donut with rainbow sprinkles!"