"Come here to see the best team in baseball."
"They don't let you bring food or drinks in that are bigger than "individual serving." And you have to pay $5 to park. Only came to see the Rockies at Spring Training."
"Get measured. There's a huge chance you're wearing the wrong bra size. And pick up a pair (or 3, it's a better value) of Very Sexy cheekies. Best panties ever."
"Best salad bar on campus fasho."
"Study on the second floor at night. The couch chairs are comfy and it's quiet, but not too quiet, like Norlibs."
"Come here to study after hours. It's quiet and deserted."