"Must turn out ALL lights or you are bound to get a "talkin to""
"If you watch the bachelorette here......please be prepared for a million pauses and a narrator during the the two hours"
"Dr Crocs is amazing.....he also has impeccable taste in designer shoes"
"If you drive with C on a road trip be prepared for him to tell you how fast every car that passes is going"
"Really good ice....kind of like sonic's ice but more fun!!!"
"If you are serving breakfast burritos easy on the black beans!"