"What's with the Attitude of the "Butlers Boys" that look for your uniform at snail pace. Bring back the Linen Craft folk!"
"Too many Emirates Crew shouting in the corridors and slamming doors! Wear Ear plugs to sleep"
"Look out for Training Journeys! One monkey shows the other the way! ; )"
"Don't hang about too long! your briefing will start and the Purser will have to fetch you! ; )"