"Shawn is amazing!! Go order shots from her!"
"Actually you are just a weirdo who likes to stalk foursquare. Do something better with your time or maybe find your right hand"
"The bartenders are not only HOT but AMAZING at shots!!!"
"You should always take your cash deposits inside and watch them. They will steal your money! Don't even know why I come back here. Oh and the manager is an asshole"
"Susan is the best! I could move out of the country and still go to her!!!"