"Don't get the pad thai. Everything else is awesome. The pad thai is horrrrrible."
"Omg. Most dankest mac & cheez ever. Happy hour snax r god here."
"Happy hour from 11:30 - 5:30! 30% off!! Get it!!"
"Cutest cat in the universe. You will see him roaming the streets killing woodland creatures and being downright adorable. Beware."
"Best veggie mexican in town. Worst carne asada EVER"