"They suck at getting you your tab. F these peo"
"Staff is pleasant and the coffee is...well, it's DD. You love it or you accept it. The Coolatta machine here is finicky."
"Clientele and decor are long in the tooth but the food is really good."
"The manager was needlessly mean to her employee right in front of me. Classy joint."
"Don't play soccer here if you value your ankles. Also, you will lose 10,000 balls in the woods so bring extras...cheap ones."
"Playing soccer here is like playing on the surface of the moon. Very creepy quiet."