"I have sexy dreams about the alfredo the dark."
"Don't sit outside. They have this awful machine that screams dying bird noises the whole time. It's freaking awful."
"Be sure to drop in and say hello to the workers in the cubicles. :)"
"I'm super picky about Mexican food, being a Texan, but I dig this place. My only complaint is that the margaritas are way too small."