"I wouldn't go out of my way for the sandwiches, but the cannolis are seriously mind-blowing."
"Don't be afraid of beef tongue & cheek with skin mixed in! Also, if you eat takeout several times a week (like I do) use the salt shaker."
"Lengua, Lengua, Lengua."
"Get the Herradura Silver. It's a heavy pour of great tequila for $6."
"Nice bathroom & a free wheat beer for checking in the first time!"
"Drink endless warm mimosas while listening to Billboard hits!"