"Check-in for a late-night game of 18 holes, get the 3D glasses. Get your girlfriend to stand right next to the chained-down box at the very back wall. Catch her when she jumps."
"Go in, look at the amazing paintings on velvet, chat up the staff about Tiki and Elvis, and wish you had a couple of these beauties for your own basement bar."
"Take the Beyond Bizarre ghost tour and hunt ghosts under Old Town Pizza and at White Eagle Saloon. Ditch the tour at White Eagle and stay for beer & live music."
"Get a voodoo donut and the one with fruit loops on top. Oh, if you are really hungry, eat a Tex-ass donut in less than 90 seconds and get it free."