"Bar is closed until Sept 17 2011"
"Try the jalapeño cheddar beef sticks. They're so addictive!"
"Bread Knots and Flourless Chocolate Cake are to die for!"
"Dale is the clown in most of the pictures. Ask him about his career as a clown!"
"Get a goodie for your doggy! They have bones and pig ears! Woof! Woof!"
"Don't pet the dogs if they jump up on you. Only pet if they sit."