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"Ask for a room away from the concert stage next door or you will be kept awake until 4am."

"How is $3 for eggs, toast and home fries expensive?"

"I like the stuffed cabbage...but because it is homemade in limited quantity, they might run out by week's end. Call ahead just in case."

"No longer taking walk-ins. Must make appointment."

"I don't know why the reviews say don't stay here...it's a great hotel.... clean, reasonably priced, good location."