"Proprietor friendly and generally maintains excellent beer selection. Tip:use restroom closest to back yard."
"DB haven. Slumming with hipsters."
"Wifi won't connect. Nice waiting area!"
"Left me sitting on a gurney in the hallway for 3 hours. Not even an IV. Ambulance driver took pic of nurse's behind when I was admitted, though."
"Didn't try to up-sell to Michelin tires when replacing set on my Audi A6 Quattro. Impressed with service this far."