Kam Perez

"The best brisket in the world!"

"I know the Lightning Bug sounds interesting but trust me: it's a trap. You will regret the "buzz button" and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you."

"The tortilla soup is basically a liquefied enchilada verde. Trust me, that is a very good thing!"

"The tortilla soup is basically a liquefied enchilada verde. Trust me, that is a good thing."

"Hands down the worst coffee I've ever had. If all coffee was wasted on a scale from 1 to 10, this would be in the negatives. be in the negatives. I hope their machine was broken or something."

"I bet all the slices are great. Of the four I tried, the Regina and Carbonara were standouts, followed by Mani and the Portofino."