"Gorgeous ornaments for sale right now!"
"The Tomcat Miller String Trio plays American roots music (rockabilly/blues/jazz) every Tuesday from 8-11! Sounds great w/ a bacon cheeseburger & Pecan Porter."
"I received a ticket for parking without a permit, even though my permit was CLEARLY displayed on my dash. (Officer Martinez is a moron.)"
"The "bacon & egg" tacos are not bacon -- they are ham & egg tacos. Was pretty irritated about the general lack of ability to communicate with the girl there."
"Benches are way too low for the booth's table. Very uncomfortable. I bet it's worse for all the short people in S.A"
"TEMPLE, San Antonio's only fetish body art club, is the last Sunday of every month. 8pm to midnight. Membership required."