"Get there before 9 and get a wristband and drinks are $5."
"To quote Weird Al, "I hand it to the lady and she says, 'oh dear. Gotta be cash only, we don't take credit cards here.'""
"Look out for the Dalai Lama next time you're here. He's always asking for them to make him one with everything."
"Bring a book, say Anna Karenina or War & Peace. You will get through most of it before you make it to the gate guards."
"When you come, sit at the bar. Rachel is the best Hooters girl ever."