"Always have the game on TV, but it gets rowdy when the Vikings are losing, which is quite often. Good wings though."
"Great pork loins...Kyle's loins are great as well."
"Delta is awful. I understand delays happen, but when you have the choice to hold a flight for 5 mins or strand a customer at the airport for 6 hours, I would hope you'd choose the former. Guess not"
"Randy makes the best bales of cardboard."
"Just the tip. Just for a second."
"Try Dan's chili! It's delicious!"