"For a space this large and busy, there needs to be more than 1 bartender and 1 waitress working. Staff are friendly, apologetic, overwhelmed, not to blame. But still."
"Don't use the jukebox before 10 pm because it is not hooked up but will still take your money X("
"It smells like urine. The whole place!"
"Enjoy the spacious communal living/dining/sleeping area. Make some beats or take in a film. If you're lucky, the chair might be momentarily clear of laundry - a great place for sitting, too!"